#html post editor

[w000ble]

Genuine question- What is the point of tumblr's HTML post editor? I've been messing around with it but as far as I can tell, everything it can do can be done easier in the rich text editor.

I tried using <detail><summary>this text would be visible</summary> this text would be hidden in a drop-down</detail> with the editor and nothing. It would alternatively be nice to apply spoilers like in discord, or at least highlight text to a similar effect.

I am aware that switching to 'preview' can delete some added HTML, such as <!--comments-- > I posted without switching to preview

[project-sekai-facts]

During the final chorus of JUMPIN' OVER!, each member of MORE MORE JUMP! references their name in their solo line.

isseenode tonde koshita shiroi senyo itsuka haru kana hikoukigumo (Haruka, down to the kanji) tsukamenai riyuu dane (Airi, as a homophone) isseenode hano saki de aoku hikatta shizuku hitotsu (Shizuku, down to the kanji) agatta ame ni wa iki wo no mu inori wo (Minori, similar-sounding pronunciation) yobu koe no hou e oh...

[arsuf]

CLIVE & TORGAL Final Fantasy XVI

[boyguk]

angelic blonde koo ✨

[thelassoway]

Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso Season 3 » Casual Sweaters/Jumpers

[somerunner]

[Video description: In Playstation 1 graphics, an old man walks onto a snowboard course with his walker. He clips the snowboard through his walker, holding it for a second, and blasts off into the sky. Electronic music plays throughout; the beat drops when he flies away.

/End description]

I beg my followers to check out Battle Tapes' music video for their song "Brand New" - since I figure most people don't click on Youtube links, I took the liberty of using some tools to clip just the beat drop.

The rest of the video is just as good as this.

Here's the link; it's inline instead of embedded because it's 3am and I'm paranoid that people on Tumblr go "ew an embedded Youtube link": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6an4eVzP8

[hawkinslibrary]

The Weirdo on Maple Street Soundtrack (1/2)

01. Bad Girls | Peter Howarth 02. Go Nowhere | Reagan Youth 03. Should I Stay or Should I Go | The Clash 04. Deck the Halls | Chicks With Hits 05. Jingle Bells | The Canterbury Choir 06. Dark Stars | Mark Glass 07. I'm Taking Off (Shield Your Eyes) | Space Knife

[lamortwrites]

wip weds ✨

tagged by @bharv, ty! tagging @dandelion-bride @calcazars @eregar @chronurgy <3

Humans have a great love of something they call refreshments: food and drink to be consumed alongside their various activities. During the official negotiations, many humans sip from cups of water (fresh water, devoid of salt, harvested further inland and hauled out to the shore since humans are incapable of sustaining themselves on the regular seawater merfolk subsist on) or mugs of a liquid called coffee that is served hot. Gortash had explained to them that this liquid contains a stimulant, some sort of chemical that human bioengineers have managed to develop that reduces or even removes their biological need for rest. An alarming revelation, to discover that human ingenuity extends not only to their artificial machines but also to mastery over their own bodies -- but when he had offered them a cup the liquid had been so vile that Labrys had been unable to stomach more than a couple of mouthfuls. They had felt no more energised after drinking it and slept no less that night, and so they can safely theorise that, unless the chemical is particularly effective on humans in small doses, it is not yet a threat worth diverting too many resources to.

During the long days of cyclical talks, humans make a big deal of breaking the time in half for something they call lunch. They have to admit, begrudgingly, that the human propensity for forcing others to cater to their weaknesses works doubly well here: humans have smaller stomachs, digest their food quicker, and cannot last the day without at least three meals. The first they have in the mornings, before the merfolk contingent arrives; the third, after they have finished for the day; and the second meal sits in between the two, when the sun is at its zenith and negotiations are starting to lean a little too far in the merfolk's favour.

Ever since Gortash taught them what the symbols mean on these strange circular devices that litter the human world, how they measure time in their made up numbers and not in the sun's position in the sky, Labrys has been sure to keep an eye on the times that things happen. The humans will claim to get too hungry to continue at a different time every day, will insist on taking a break just as the merfolk are starting to gain ground. When they reconvene afterwards, when the humans have flaunted their abundance of resources and eaten their lavish, wasteful meals, leaving the merfolk with nothing just as they plan to do with their ever increasing domain in the ocean, the humans are refreshed and ready to continue; the merfolk are tired, worn out, and just as hungry as they always are. It has become more difficult to go without as of late, Labrys has noticed, but when they had brought up the inequality to Gortash he had simply smiled and offered them a seat at the humans' table during their lunch hour. The implication had been clear: submit, and you will be rewarded. They had near mauled him for the suggestion, shaking with rage at the thought of even implying that their allegiance lies with those so intent on destroying their people.

When they had visited him that night, they had not allowed him to eat a single bite of his evening meal.

[tempests-bards-and-birds]

"Boring! I mean, why do I even bother? Ugh, when are we finally going to see a real twist for once?"

-Furina in Overture Teaser: The Final Feast

[chadsuke]

Banyue finds the little ghost fire, barely still existing. She's tried to help in the past, and she's done it wrong.

Maybe she can do it right this time.

MXTX Yuri Week Prompt: Rebirth.

A belated Day Four of @mxtx-yuri-events Yuri Week, Xiao Ying/Banyue. I still wish she and Lang Ying survived!

[usa-hana]

My website

cutie club

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Officer Risky Suprise Inspection

Shantae: Alright, time to do some shopping.  Maybe I can buy something special?  Let me just check my-

[Risky, dressed in a police officer uniform, throws open the door]

“Officer” Risky: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

Shantae: …You have got to be kidding me.

“Officer” Risky: That’s right, runt! I’m on the side of justice as a police officer.

Shantae: Now this is an outfit I don’t think you belong in.

“Officer” Risky: What do you mean? What about that time I wore Mayor Scuttlebutt’s attire?

[There’s a brief flashback to Risky struggling with the oversized clothing]

Shantae: My point still stands.

“Officer” Risky: Bah, whatever!  I sure hope you’re ready for a SURPRISE INSPECTION CHECK.

Shantae, internally: Why is this my life?

“Officer” Risky: You better not be holding anything dangerous, or I’m gonna have to DETAIN YOU.  But you wouldn’t be holding any weapons now, right Shantae?

Shantae: Can we just get this over with? I have to buy food for dinner.

“Officer” Risky: Alright, but like I said, you better not be holding onto anything dangerous.

[Risky chuckles, but as she pats down Shantae, she starts grunting in confusion]

“Officer” Risky: What-what the-what the hell!? You’re actually clean!?

Shantae: Well yeah, I had to sell off all my sub-weapons to pay for food.  I wouldn’t have to do that if Mayor Scuttlebutt would stop refusing to pay me, which is illegal.  Maybe you should do something about that, Officer Risky.

“Officer” Risky: Hmph! Don’t get cute, runt. I’ll find a reason to bust you.

[One pat down later…]

“Officer” Risky: Aha, look at this! You’re carrying…oranges…that’s not really dangerous.

[Another pat down…]

“Officer” Risky: Oh yeah, see this? We’ve got…a bento box.

[Yet another pat down…]

“Officer” Risky: You have, uh…you have a potion on you.  I…suppose that might be a weapon. Have you tried smashing it on someone’s head? At all?

Shantae: No.

“Officer” Risky: …FUCK YOU, FIGHT ME!

[Risky screams in terror as Shantae suplexes her]

[marley-manson]

Xena Episode Guide

Xena is an episodic show with a few ongoing arcs, both plot and character, so some episodes are very standalone, others are part of ongoing continuity. This guide will have four categories, denoted by symbol: * must-watch for plot or character development reasons + not essential but very good and/or gay, I recommend these ^ average non-essential episode, not notably amazing or awful, watch if you want more xena, skip if you want to get to the good parts faster # episodes I actively recommend skipping, not too many of these because I'm easy for this show lol.

I'm also going to link this site which has a lot of info and resources, including very thorough episode synopses under "episode guide," if you want more info before deciding whether or not to watch an episode.

It's also worth noting that it's a spinoff of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, a show I've seen exactly one episode of. You don't need to watch it to watch Xena, but occasionally it can add some context, and it's worth knowing that some plot elements are developed in Hercules rather than Xena, particularly parts of the Dahak arc in season 3. They'll have the characters explain the plot relevant stuff briefly, eg why Callisto is immortal now, but yeah if you feel like you're missing things, that's why, and it's not a big deal.

So without further ado, here we go, starting with Xena's introductory episodes in Hercules.

Hercules: 1x09 The Warrior Princess, 1x12 The Gauntlet, 1x13 Unchained Heart# I haven't seen these, it's not necessary, and afaik some of the characterization and general vibes are incompatible with the Xena we know and love in her own show. But feel free to watch them if you want to see her introduction as a character.

1x01 Sins of the Past* 1x02 Chariots of War^ One minor highlight of this episode is that Xena and Gabrielle's respective flirtations with a man of the week each mirror their new relationship with each other - Xena and some peaceful village dude, Gabrielle and a wannabe warlord. Otherwise basic and uninteresting. 1x03 Dreamworker* 1x04 Cradle of Hope^ 1x05 The Path Not Taken* 1x06 The Reckoning* 1x07 The Titans^ 1x08 Prometheus^ Hercules and Iolaus appear if you skipped Xena's Hercules intro and want to meet them, but there's not much to recommend it 1x09 Death In Chains^ 1x10 Hooves and Harlots* 1x11 The Black Wolf+ I don't remember it too well but I remember enjoying it, and there's some cute baby les Gab stuff 1x12 Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts+ Idk if it's quite essential, but a character in this ep recurs later and this episode is referenced. It's a pretty great episode though iirc, I'd rec it. 1x13 Athens City Academy of Performing Bards^ It's a clipshow so not much of substance, but this episode is referenced in a lot of fic as a path not taken for Gabrielle 1x14 A Fistful of Dinars^ Apparently Xena's former fiance is in it but frankly I had no memory of that so I don't think it's important enough to be considered essential 1x15 Warrior... Princess^ It introduces a recurring character (and trope) so worth watching for continuity purposes but p inconsequential otherwise iirc. 1x16 Mortal Beloved+ Controversial categorization because it's het, but what can I say, I like it 1x17 The Royal Couple of Thieves^ Pretty fun and introduces another recurring character, but otherwise not especially important 1x18 The Prodigal+ Solid episode for Gabrielle's character development, not essential but worth watching. 1x19 Altared States+ Gets a plus sign for blatantly gay Gabrielle <3 1x20 Ties that Bind# I personally hate this ep, but it does have somewhat significant character exploration, and I wouldn't necessarily say it's bad so much as not to my taste. Up to you whether you watch. 1x21 The Greater Good* Most of the ep isn't essential but it leads directly into the next one which is, plus it's pretty good. 1x22 Callisto* 1x23 Death Mask^ Gets into Xena's past and surviving brother, but not in a way that really has much of an impact? Might be worth watching for that, but I don't think skipping it will affect much 1x24 Is There a Doctor in the House+ Gay, good, and establishes one detail that recurs later on but not a particularly important detail.

2x01 Orphan of War* 2x02 Remember Nothing+ Arguably essential viewing for character stuff, but I don't think skipping it would hurt your understanding of anything. Solid episode though. 2x03 The Giant Killer^ Referenced in a later episode so worth watching for thoroughness, not bad but not stand-out. 2x04 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun+ Gay 2x05 Return of Callisto* 2x06 Warrior... Princess... Tramp^ Introduces another occasionally recurring character, fun, not essential otherwise 2x07 Intimate Stranger+ 2x08 Ten Little Warlords+ These are direct sequel episodes and I really enjoy both, but they're not immediately relevant. The latter is arguably somewhat essential for Ares character stuff, but ymmv on how important that is to you. 2x09 A Solstice Carol# 2x10 The Xena Scrolls+ Clipshow, not essential, but please watch it bc it's an absolute delight. Basically a canon role reversal AU, and it's one of the episodes that spawned a thousand lesbian romance novels in the form of published Xena AU fic. 2x11 Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis^ 2x12 Destiny* 2x13 The Quest* 2x14 A Necessary Evil* 2x15 A Day In The Life+ Not technically essential but widely considered one of the best episodes of the show, wildly gay, don't skip it. 2x16 For Him The Bell Tolls^ Joxer heavy, Xena light. Most would probably categorize it as # but I'm easy for the comedy episodes 2x17 The Execution^ 2x18 Blind Faith+ 2x19 Ulysses^ Warning for dumb het, skip if your tolerance is low. After this though it's pretty clear sailing in terms of male love interests of the week, thankfully. 2x20 The Price* Amazing episode overall, imo essential for character exploration, but warning for v prominent racist tribal stereotypes 2x21 Lost Mariner+ 2x22 Comedy of Eros* It's not really essential for the most part, but it establishes a certain character beat that lasts for the next 3 seasons, and imo it's fun. Skippable if you're not in the mood for a mostly het comedy ep tho.

3x01 The Furies* Explores some of Xena's family history and introduces us to how the Furies work, since they show up in a few other episodes, but not huuugely important? Waffled between * and ^ for the record. 3x02 Been There, Done That+ One of my personal faves, not stand-out gay, but incredibly fun imo 3x03 The Dirty Half Dozen^ Basically the show's lone aware statement on feminism and it sucks lmao. Aside from that it can be fun, so I didn't mark it as a recommended skip, but it's on the cusp. 3x04 The Deliverer* 3x05 Gabrielle's Hope* 3x06/7 The Debt* 3x08 The King of Assassins# Very dude-centric and forgettable imo, but has Gina Torres as Cleopatra and introduces Joxer's siblings as a thing, so ymmv 3x09 Warrior... Priestess... Tramp^ 3x10 The Quill Is Mightier^ Fun episode for Ares and/or Aphrodite fans, not important and not notably good or gay tho (though at this point we have a relative base level of gay established so yk, p much every episode is gonna have some vibes) 3x11 Maternal Instincts* 3x12 The Bitter Suite* 3x13 One Against an Army+ 3x14 Forgiven# I skipped it my first watch and didn't regret that after watching it this time around, but fyi it does implicitly touch on the emotional fall-out of the last few episodes a little bit 3x15 King Con# 3x16 When In Rome...* 3x17 Forget Me Not* It's a clipshow, but the framing device establishes some surprisingly significant character and plot stuff 3x18 Fins, Femmes, and Gems+ A fan favourite for a lot of people, it's silly and fun with some great gay moments. 3x19 Tsunami^ 3x20 Vanishing Act^ 3x21/22 The Sacrifice*

BONUS: Hercules 4x13/14 Armageddon Now This is the sole episode of Hercules I watched, because Part 2 features the inspiration for an entire subgenre of Xena fic that I love - Conqueror fic. An AU where Hercules was never born, featuring a subplot in which Xena never turned good and went on to conquer Greece. You don't need to watch it to understand the conceit, and most fics don't follow the strict events of the episode but rather the general premise of Xena ruling a nation, but it is fun, and it has some bonus Callisto character stuff too. I've put it here because it aired alongside Xena season 3 and broadly fits into it continuity-wise.

4x01/2 Adventures in the Sin Trade* 4x03 A Family Affair* 4x04 In Sickness and In Hell^ A divisive episode, some find it funny, some find it obnoxious. I came down in the middle. 4x05 A Good Day* 4x06 A Tale of Two Muses^ 4x07 Locked Up and Tied Down^ Has some character backstory and thematically relevant stuff, but nothing super significant. 4x08 Crusader+ Features the ongoing arc of Xena's future vision and good character stuff, so somewhat relevant, but not quite enough to be essential imo. But it's extremely gay and one of my faves. 4x09 Past Imperfect^ Flashback episode to Solan's birth and Borias' death, but we don't learn anything particularly essential afaik, and it's not a super strong or gay episode. Worth watching if you enjoy learning about Xena's past though. 4x10 Key to the Kingdom^ Meg, Joxer, and Autolycus heavy comedy, great for Meg's character 4x11 Daughter of Pomira^ Sort of a sequel to The Price, same racist depictions of a native american coded people, tries to be progressive and manages to be, like, a step above The Searchers lol. 4x12 If the Shoe Fits^ 4x13 Paradise Found* Essential for character stuff but also fantastic in general. 4x14 Devi* We're in the India episodes, so expect stereotypes and cavalier treatment of Hinduism that caused enough controversy back in the day to necessitate a disclaimer. But they're important episodes plot and character-wise. 4x15 Between The Lines* The other episode that launched a thousand lesbian romance novels. 4x16 The Way* 4x17 The Play's The Thing^ 4x18 The Convert^ Najara's return, a big downgrade from Crusader though imo. Introduces another character who returns later, and Joxer gets some drama, but I still wouldn't say it's necessary. 4x19 Takes One to Know One^ 4x20 Endgame* 4x21 The Ides of March* 4x22 Deja Vu All Over Again+ Canonizes Xena/Gab in a censored, network-friendly way that may have you cheering or booing depending on your perspective, but it's worth noting that it was the best the crew could get away with. The characters return in a s6 episode but one I haven't seen lol so I can't say it's essential, but I like it.

A note on season 5: widely considered the worst season, esp for Xena/Gab shippers, but if you're a fan of Xena/Ares at all you might enjoy it more. There was some behind the scenes upheaval with the writing team I believe, and a plotline originally intended for Hercules got shunted here, where it's not a great fit. So it can feel a little "off." (Season 6 is generally considered a return to form, ftr.)

Focuses a lot on the unrequited het with Xena and Gabrielle's relationship somewhat sidelined in terms of dramatic focus. But it's very arc-heavy so many episodes are relevant, and tbf Xena and Gab still have a v strong married couple vibe. My advice is to either power through, or skip freely while reading a synopsis.

5x01 Fallen Angel* Silly but v important plot-wise, also pretty gay. 5x02 Chakram* Categorized as essential for some character-statement and thematic stuff, and some minor continuity re chakram, buuuut you could probably get away with skipping it. 5x03 Succession^ 5x04 Animal Attraction* 5x05 Them Bones, Them Bones^ It's arguably essential for a secondary character's storyline, so watch if you care about Amarice, but otherwise not missing much here. 5x06/7 Purity/Back in the Bottle^ I don't thiiiink there's anything super important here, and it's not super amazing, but it's a bit of a sequel to The Debt if that interests you. 5x08 Little Problems^ 5x09 Seeds of Faith* 5x10 Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire# I found this painful to sit through. Others enjoy it so ymmv, but it adds nothing but bad vibes imo. 5x11 Punch Lines^ Good if you're a fan of Gabrielle/Aphrodite, but otherwise pretty mediocre. 5x12 God Fearing Child* 5x13 Eternal Bonds* 5x14 Amphipolis Under Siege* 5x15 Married with Fishsticks# Widely considered the worst episode, with good reason. 5x16 Lifeblood^ Basically just a way to recycle some portal fantasy pilot that didn't get picked up, mostly a waste of time but inoffensive 5x17 Kindred Spirits^ Not really that great, often annoying, but Xena and Gabrielle are emphatically married so it gets some gay points 5x18 Antony and Cleopatra^ I don't thiiiink there's anything super necessary here, skip to avoid het in the form of plot-induced manipulative seduction 5x19 Looking Death in the Eye* 5x20 Livia* 5x21 Eve* 5x22 Motherhood*

6x01 Coming Home* 6x02 The Haunting of Amphipolis* 6x03 Heart of Darkness* Only necessary in that it concludes the cliffhanger of the last episode. 6x04 Who's Gurkhan?* 6x05 Legacy* So, season 6 is more character heavy than arc heavy. All the above episodes are important for the characters dealing with the time skip and character development in general, but there's no arc they're contributing to, so feel free to make your own judgement calls. 6x06 The Abyss+ Racist stereotype cannibals unforch, but v gay. 6x07/8/9 The Rheingold/The Ring/Return of the Valkyrie+ Gay romance straight up. 6x10 Old Ares Had a Farm^ Great if you love mortal Ares episodes 6x11 Dangerous Prey^ I believe this is the sole mortal dude who poses a challenge to Xena, and they really aped the Callisto format for it lol. 6x12 The God You Know* Only mildly essential in that it explains why Aphrodite is mortal now, but while I think it's somewhat divisive, it's an episode I enjoy personally so I'd recommend it. 6x13 You Are There* 6x14 Path of Vengeance* 6x15 To Helicon and Back* 6x16 Send in the Clones^ Imo probably the worst clipshow, but it's still pretty fun. 6x17 The Last of the Centaurs^ 6x18 When Fates Collide+ Not essential but unskippable, iconic gay romance. 6x19 Many Happy Returns+ GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY 6x20 Soul Possession^ Almost a # but it does have canon reincarnated Xena/Gabrielle. 6x21/22 A Friend in Need* Very controversial finale, many hate it, but it is the finale so it's essential. Many recommend watching When Fates Collide after this and pretending it's the real finale lol.

[unusual-brewing-au-askblog]

(ooc: some were taken from main blog btw!)

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"They're fun to be around, quite the lively ones. Personally I get along with all of them, however a bit more with Blue, though I'm not sure if thats because I've been sticking sround with them for a few hours after my transformation. One of their.. main dietary preferences though. Admittedly a bit concerning." ~netherwarts

"I love the little sillies! It's been fun getting along with everyone, but I get along with Yellow the most, messing around with redstone contraptions with them is really fun! By redstone I mean the normal redstone, for clarification purposes. I always see them awake though, like do they ever sleep at all besides that hollow guy? Do stickfigures even NEED sleep? Hm. I want to test this now!!" ~redstone

"The rainbow children are very nice and I adore how much they care for each other. Though I am concerned for some of their sleeping habits, the ringed one's specifically. I want to help them." ~bed

"They're okay. I get along with them just fine. Out of all of them, the green one in particular is the most interesting to me. I've heard of the orchestra they've done a while back. They won't tell me the details but I'm sure it went great!" ~noteblock

"Loud. But caring. Reminded me of Itemgroup. It's nice. I accidentally spawned a pig once. Red one liked that. We hung out. I like the red one now." ~mob spawner

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[residentialsinyomakai]

I'm using pc to post on tumblr dot com for the first time this is so weird omg,,,, anyways

For what I actually came here for, I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE WEBSTAMPSSSS >u< ! I'm super happy cause I never knew how people did it before but now I can make my own yokai watch idiot themed stamps,, already made a Roughraff and Rawry one so a friend and I could match! Now I'm either gonna make squid ones, Hino ones, or go to bed cause it's pretty later here y'know y'know lol. Probably gonna learn how to make blinkies next >:)